Perverted

Here's another example of how perverted my mind can be -- at the worst times ... a stanza in a children's book we like to read goes:

This time it was bigger
And louder and longer
Instead of stopping
It just got stronger.

For those of your wondering, the book is called "Ba-Choo" from Scholastic.

Who would think sneezing could be such a turn on.

--Always Tempted