Post updated to add:
Real moms are too tired to post on their blogs more than once every five days.
Real moms know that no matter how hard they work out, no matter how much they sweat, they won't lose any weight until they put down the cupcake.
Real moms never put down the cupcake.
Real moms cry when faced with the next "healthy" meal they must come up with for their children.
Real moms microwave chicken nuggets and douse them in ketchup even though they swore they'd only offer wholesome, fresh, organic foods to their precious babes.
Real moms dig reality TV and NPR.
Real moms make taking a photo their ass look easy (Um, it's not.).