On the way to school this morning:
D: Mom, how did Jesus make me?
Me: Um. (shit!) Well, um, let's see. Jesus thought mommy and daddy would make a good match so he helped them find each other and fall in love. Then, um, ahhhhh, he helped them make a baby (yes!) and that baby was you!
D: But how did Jesus make this car?
Me: Oh. Well. Ummm. Well, see, he gave some people some really great brains and they came up with the idea that people need to get from one place to another quickly. So, um, they figured out how to make a car, on Jesus' behalf of course. And that's how Jesus made this car. (??????)
D: But Jesus didn't give the Scarecrow a brain!
Me: Ha! Ahem. Well, yes, I suppose that's true. But he gave those other people (not me obviously!) very smart brains so they could create cars.
D: Well, Jesus makes popsicles. And yogurt!
Me: Yes, Honey. Yes, he does.