Post updated to add:
"Enter the Real Mom Truths contest! The winner will receive this amazing 4G iPod Nano and Chocolate gift set, plus a link to their post on True Mom Confessions on Mother's Day."
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Julie over at Dribble and Drool tagged me for the "Real Moms" meme that's going around (Kristen started it and you can read more about Real Moms here on her site.).
Real moms are too tired to post on their blogs more than once every five days.
Real moms know that no matter how hard they work out, no matter how much they sweat, they won't lose any weight until they put down the cupcake.
Real moms never put down the cupcake.
Real moms cry when faced with the next "healthy" meal they must come up with for their children.
Real moms microwave chicken nuggets and douse them in ketchup even though they swore they'd only offer wholesome, fresh, organic foods to their precious babes.
Real moms dig reality TV and NPR.
Real moms wear the same pair of jeans almost every day, partly because they make their butt look good but mostly out of convenience.
Real moms make taking a photo their ass look easy (Um, it's not.).
I'm tagging Angela, Jeanne, Cathy and all of the MusingMamas as well as Amy, Stephanie, Cyndy, Erin, Emily and Andy.
OOH, I will have to think on this for a bit. Great list btw!
Posted by: Erin | March 30, 2007 at 12:15 AM
Love it! Speaking of jeans I think I've worn the same Old Navy capri jeans three days this week (without WASHING THEM!) ;)
Posted by: Jamie | March 30, 2007 at 11:56 AM
Yeah! Microwave nuggets are a staple in our house. Ok, now I really want a cupcake.
Posted by: Julie | March 30, 2007 at 02:53 PM
Love it. And damn, you are the second person to tag me for this and I'm totally in denial.
Posted by: Andy | March 30, 2007 at 03:29 PM
Cupcakes, guilty.
Chicken nuggets, guilty.
Jeans? Still haven't found a pair that flatters. Sigh...
Posted by: Cathy Frye | March 30, 2007 at 06:54 PM
How did you take that? Impressive. (Is that a pacifier at your feet?)
Posted by: angela | March 31, 2007 at 12:08 PM
Hey - is that a black shirt and pair of jeans that you have on??? Real moms wear that every day! :-)
Posted by: Stephanie | March 31, 2007 at 02:34 PM
*whistles* Niiiiice :)
Posted by: Heather AKA Epiphany Alone | March 31, 2007 at 08:54 PM
Funny! I am so with Stephanie...black shirt and jeans almost everyday, that is if I get out of the sweats in the first place!
Posted by: Traci | March 31, 2007 at 11:06 PM
Funny. I only own 2 pairs of jeans, so yeah, I wear the same pair several days in a row. So sad. Hurray for being a real mom!
Posted by: lolly | April 01, 2007 at 12:15 AM
nice ass, lady.
Posted by: Nicole | April 01, 2007 at 07:15 PM
Awesome and funny post!
May I ask for your help?
Help for the computer challenged?
How on earth did you get your link posted at the Real Moms website?
Posted by: BBM | April 03, 2007 at 08:24 AM
Oh crap you tagged us, and I did not even know. I will work on this tomorrow I think. And well I can not leave with out saying, nice ass lady.
Posted by: Emily of Redwhineandboo | April 03, 2007 at 04:55 PM
Real Moms never put down the cupcake....Haha!
Posted by: SeaBird | May 03, 2007 at 12:56 PM