85%

That's about how close to normal I'm feeling as of the middle of this week, THANK GOD. And, lucky me, it only took 15 miserable weeks. Ms. Second Trimester finally showed up but she's been a bit flighty about her stay. She's always gone in the mornings when I wake up leaving me pale and sick but at least she drifts in around noon just in time for lunch. When I ask her where she's been all morning she shakes her head full of lusciously shiny curls, bats her well-rested eyes and shrugs. You know how she is, all happy and confident and glowing (slut). She's definitely been out gettin' some even though I barely do any more. She sticks around for most of the day, which is great, but just after dinner you can see her mind is somewhere else. After I drift off to sleep she sneaks out to meets her mystery man. I'm holding out hope that he'll break her heart and she'll have no choice but to cry on my shoulder and spend all of her time with me. That is at least until her sister, Third Trimester, waltzes into town. I hope she takes her time getting here. You know that chick is nothing but laughs.

Comments

[Kelly O]

Yes, Third Trimester -- what I call The Rage and Self-Loathing Trimester -- is something to look forward to. Glad the best one has finally made an appearance!

[Anne]

I am saying all kinds a good things to ms. 2nd trimestor for you. and I hope it helps! Thank goodness the 1st is behind you!

[Emily]

Oh honey, glad you are feeling mostly better. I am sure you will be insainly nesting soon. Oh and hey, why are there no belly photos up yet? I though fore sure if I took the time to drop by I would get to see a cute Delaney kissing a belly!

[Arkie Mama]

I second the request for belly shots!

Second Trimester, she's definitely both fickle and flakey.

But Third Trimester, she's a bitch.

Hang in there! (I personally recommend peanut M&Ms.)

[Believer in Balance]

Another entertaining post about your trimester friends!